US Congress Officially Changes America’s Name
The Bone Heads did it again!
US Congress Officially Changes America’s Name. Just what exactly is Congress doing again? Did anyone catch this in the New York Times, Washington Post or La Times? Hell no! We missed this highly eventful yet secretive push by Congress to change America’s name. In a dark, recessed cove in the hallways of American politics the government reached a unanimous decision to change America’s name!
Wanna know why you didn’t catch it? Cause you weren’t even born yet!
So while we are on the subject of changing names and declaring our sovereignty away from Great Britain let’s remember we are free, we are sovereign and no outside dictator, king, parliament, or authority shall take our freedoms away again and whether we prefer to call ourselves United States citizens or Americans we are still born free till the day we die!
So what is all this hullabaloo?
In 1776 Congress Did What?
The term “United States” was adopted by the second Continental Congress to be used instead of the “United Colonies.” Ah. Ok. Now I get it.
So what other decisions over the years has baffled the American public? Congress and state legislators have been cooking up laws to this day are amazing if not borderline crazy. I would diagnose most of them as recovering from PTSD but I wouldn’t rank them as high or even close to the level of integrity our men and women in uniform have. So lets see what these carpetbaggers have concocted in our states over the years! One s
In 2013 Congress Did What?
“When did we decide that we wanted a law that could make unlocking your smartphone a criminal offense? The answer is that we never really decided.”
(Source: The Atlantic.Com)
Now Let’s Look At More of the Craziest Laws beset upon the American public across our great land. Here a few good ones!
Alabama –
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Alaska –
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
It is illegal to string a wire across any road.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Arizona –
It is illegal for anyone over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Arkansas –
No one may “suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.
California –
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Florida –
No one may bring a pig with them to a theater.
Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.
Georgia –
The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.
Illinois –
Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway.
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a law enforcement officer.
There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
Maine –
It is illegal to bite a landlord under any circumstances.
Michigan –
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
Oregon –
In Oregon, a dead person cannot be required to serve on a jury.
Rhode Island –
Unmarried people are prohibited from having sex.
The list can go on and on and this is only the tip of the ice berg. In session alone Congress spent days deliberating on the condition that the United States call yogurt its official snack. American taxpayers flipped the bill paying for our elected leaders time as they discussed this in Congress.
Stupid Laws as Seen on Youtube!
So what do we know?
The 1st Amendment (A Great Law) is still the law of the land.
The 2nd Amendments (A Great Law) is still the law of the land no matter how screwed up Congress is trying to take away our God given rights.
This helps us to identify who we are as a people, that we are sovereign, free and we will not allow anyone to take this away.
